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So recently there was a man in the newsp who spent 27 straight hours on a phone sex hotline, which cost him thousands of dollars. To me, this man is an outlier that needs to be studied by Malcolm Gladwell. I mean, I am curious as to how much of that time was spent in the normal phone sex manner. Maybe I misunderstand the goal of phone sex as becoming aroused and eventually, you know, climaxing. There is no way this man was doing that for 27 hours. So the other option that I can think of is that he was looking for the “girlfriend experience”, like you hear about in a genre of the escort business. And since I have never witnessed this, I can only imagine that the girlfriend experience goes something like this:

guy: “How was your day, sweatheart?”

girl: “Well, I had the HARDEST time getting up this morning, I mean I was praying for more sleep. But anyways, I got up and I picked out those cute boots that I have been wanting to wear all year. And I didnt eat breakfast again because I need to be able to wear that bikini! You dont think I’m fat, do you?”

Guy: “Keep talking, I’m almost there.”

Don’t get me wrong girls, guys are boring to talk to as well. Probably even more so because we talk less. The phone sex operator probably got grey hair from the stress of that marathon session. So if you are a phone sex fiend and are reading this blog, let me know why you would talk to someone for that long, besides out of nearly suicidal loneliness or because you fell asleep with the phone by your head and they just kept the meter running all night.

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